never have i ever felt a stronger connection with kim kardashian in my life
|—||John Steinbeck (via observando)|
Racism in its PUREST form.
I mean, let’s be real. Bill O’Reilly is ignorant as fuck.
It woulda been over for him right there
BANANA ICE CREAM. How do you make it?
- Slice up your bananas.
- Throw ‘em in the freezer until icy and cold.
- Blend blend blend.
- Add just a splash of milk.
my roommate is 2 days younger than me so i’ve gotten into the habit of saying “when i was your age..” and then describing what i did 2 days ago
straight males in yogurt shop tolerance level: 0
The worst is when I give a little boy a pink spoon (or he even ASKS for a pink spoon!) and his mom and dad glare at me as if I’m Satan himself trying to corrupt their kid with a fucking colored disposable spoon.